hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

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mikalhvi:

full-onrainstorm:

WHAT WOULD POSSES YOU TO LEAVE GOOGLE FOR BING

"Did you mean: Congratulations TRAITOR!" that’s fucking priceless.

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(Source: weheartit.com, via joelmfd)

knights circle is afraid of me. 

all the people who work the knights circle twitter hate me and keep telling me to shut up because “i’m prolonging my misery” and i “shouldn’t be using it to complain” but that’s okay because now I talked to the marketing manager, will be talking to the property manager and I’m going to get all my money back that i spent on this situation. If you make enough noise, someone will listen. It pays to be a business major and have the courage to be persistent and forceful. so all of you unhelpful people at KC can shut up or I’ll put roaches in your bed.

pdelahanty:

After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy, I couldn’t NOT make this!